Help me, Mr Freud

TD is increasingly interested in theories of gender difference.

Specifically, she wishes to know why it is she does not have a willy.

This voyage of self-discovery is manifesting itself in frequent attempts to establish what it is she has in place of this much-coveted body part.

"What's in my dottom?" she demands, pointing helpfully to the area in question.

Thing is, I only know the Latin.

Is it too early to be introducing her to classical languages?