Role reversal
The Daughter (TD) and I are having a bath together.
A stream of bubbles rocket up from TD's vicinity.
'Faht!' she giggles.
The Husband wanders in, keen to be in on the joke.
'Has somebody here done a fart?' he asks.
More giggles.
'Who's done a fart then?'
'Mummy faht!'
*******
Seems like only yesterday we were blaming the children for any foul odours about our person (and getting away with it).
Will clearly have to develop a new strategy in future.
A stream of bubbles rocket up from TD's vicinity.
'Faht!' she giggles.
The Husband wanders in, keen to be in on the joke.
'Has somebody here done a fart?' he asks.
More giggles.
'Who's done a fart then?'
'Mummy faht!'
*******
Seems like only yesterday we were blaming the children for any foul odours about our person (and getting away with it).
Will clearly have to develop a new strategy in future.
posted by Marnie Sweet at
12:28 PM
2 Comments:
"Vicinity"??
I've never heard it called that before...
yes, it's 'front bottom' and 'vicinity' in this household
(we love a nice euphemism)
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