The best things in life are free

The Husband (TH) emerges from the bathroom, towel around his waist, scratching his head in wonder.

'Your daughter,' he starts.

(She is always my daughter when she's done something naughty.)

'...got into the bath whilst I was still in it and promptly pee-ed on me from a standing position!'

I stifle a giggle before replying: 'You know, there are clubs in London where people pay for that sort of experience!'

TH ambled off to the bedroom, muttering to himself.