The truth will out
[The Son (TS) in conversation with his grandfather.]
TS: That your hoover, grandad!
Grandad: Yes, it is. Do you have a hoover in your house?
TS: Yes, Daddy use the hoover.
Grandad: What about Mummy? Does Mummy use the hoover too?
TS: No, Mummy no know how to use hoover.
Ahem.
TS: That your hoover, grandad!
Grandad: Yes, it is. Do you have a hoover in your house?
TS: Yes, Daddy use the hoover.
Grandad: What about Mummy? Does Mummy use the hoover too?
TS: No, Mummy no know how to use hoover.
Ahem.
1 Comments:
Ah yes. Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings ..... Just a small codicil to this story: when asked what Mummy DOES do, both TS and TD paused for a few seconds, screwing up their eyes and venturing "Tidy up?"
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