A slip of the tongue

"An octopus floated by, and Little Whale called out, 'Can you help me to sing?' But the octopus just changed colour and danced away, moving all his eight testicles."

"Mummy, what's testi...?"

"TENTACLES! Sorry! TENTACLES! Those are the octopus' legs!"

"Oh."

New uses for the humble toothpick #17

Scraping out freshly-trodden-in, compacted poo from the imprint of the sole of TS's trainers*.

(This was not in the job description.)

* potty training - saynomore